Funny Weird T-shirts - Mugs, Sweaters, Hoodies : AbsoluteCotton

AbsoluteCotton : Funny Weird T-shirts - Mugs, Sweaters, Hoodies

A purchase from the collection of unique and unusual gifts and apparel at Absolute Cotton makes the perfect quirky statement of individuality.

Canadians for Global Warming
Finally - A funny tshirt design for Canadians... one that you'll soon be able to wear! In Canada!

I was born this way
Express your ultimate hotness... or geekiness - whichever the case may be.

Go Fork Yourself
Some people need a visual aid... Great on barbecue aprons!

Sex, drugs, and duct tape.
Sex. Drugs. Duct tape.

A funny shirt with loads of witty attitude!

I played dumb and won
If you're gonna play, play it to win.

"Yes, Dear."
One simple (life) sentence.

Charlotte's Web of Lies
Forget E.B. White - You can't trust a spider.

I used to have an open mind
I used to have an open mind, but my brain fell out.

Funny Jesus Fish
Why the religious right is so uptight

Stupendous
I'm with stupendous.

Antichrist T-Shirt
It's an antichrist shirt. It's an unclechrist shirt. It's a funny tshirt for everyone who loves to laugh! The end is nigh - go out in style.

Bitches Love Me
Bitches Love Me, Dog.

Water Bad. Beer Good. Drinking shirt
When drunks write hieroglyphs, the result is a drinking shirt that hasn't gone out of style for thousands of years.

Don't Touch the Precious Paperclip
We're not exactly sure what the designer was thinking. It's not even a pretty paperclip.

The (Get) Lucky Shirt
Certain to get your counterpart thinking about romance.

Old People for Global Warming
Screw the future... We're cold NOW!

See More Funny Doggie Tshirts
Some jokes are only funny when a dog tells them.

It's so hot jokes
It's so hot, you need a t-shirt.

plz stop texting me
The classic "your momma" joke, with a cellular twist.

I (screw) my blank
It's a screw, and it's a sticker, and it fits nicely over a heart on an ordinary bumper sticker - such as "I (heart) my dog." Use your imagination.

Human Skull - Have a nice Day
Our human skull and black roses, with the caption - Have A Nice Day. Artwork and lettering are pixelated and distressed for a natural, worn look.

go to hell
Online dating got you down? Does cybersex leave you limp? Tell the world to go.tohell

Days of the week underwear
Our take on the "days of the week underwear" popular long ago. Our modern twist? We've made them funny, and we've put them on sexy thongs.