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AbsoluteCotton : Activism Shirts, T-Shirts, and buttons

Are you a patriot disgusted with the current state of American politics? Do you have a keen sense of humor? The T-Shirts of the Absolute Cotton Political Activism Collection were made for you. The perfect tshirt for Libertarians, Independents, and anyone else who has simply had enough of the status quo.

Green is Beautiful

I brake for republicans

I brake for republicans
It's a kinder, gentler world. Please brake for Republicans.

Obama 08

Obama 08
The Future, Together - Obama 08

Earth Day is Every Day

Earth Day is Every Day
Extinction Sucks - a digital portrait of a ruined planet

The Scream

The Scream
Munch's Scream - with a Hillary Clinton for President flyer

Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death
Is this American?

Peace Sign Design

Peace Sign Design
Our take on the classic retro peace sign - universal symbol of tolerance, peace, and activism.

Tax Time Humor

Tax Time Humor
Can the IRS take the shirt off your back? Better wear a T-shirt... Just in case.

CDO - OCD

CDO - OCD
CDO - OCD in alphabetical order... like it should be.

This is your Home in the Sky

Nobody Cares

Nobody Cares
Nobody Cares - a funny weird tshirt that says it all. Attitude, activism, sarcasm, love, weirdness - it's all contained in that one simple phrase.

Lassie for President 2008

Lassie for President 2008
Vote for Lassie - a bitch you can trust.

Anti-Creationism

Anti-Creationism
not all monkeys evolve

Think

Think
Global Warming - a digital portrait of a ruined planet





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