Absolute Cotton Apparel and Gifts Online combines the best in graphic design with the very latest innovations in garment printing technologies to produce your finest choice for literature t-shirts, funny t-shirts with loads of quirky attitude, humor for the office, gifts for lovers of art and photography, and high quality family apparel.
Funny T-shirts and Gifts
Funny weird tee shirts and other cool stuff

Funny Tee Shirts and Weird Stuff You'll love

You can go to Hell for being too weird, you know. Why not shoot for a management position? Weird is the new funny - or vice versa. Click an image or link to browse our collection of funny weird shirts and gifts.



Activism Shirts

Activism Tshirts and Gifts

Sure - it's a political party... but take the lampshade off your head. Activism tees, tops, and gifts for those with a playful attitude. Click an image or link to browse our political activism department.



Literature tshirts and gifts

Literary Tshirts and Gifts

Tee shirts and gifts for the literary poetic soul. Browse our exclusive Emily Dickinson line, and view our distinctive poetry shirts for the performing poet. Click an image or link to browse our collection of literature gifts.



Love and Family

Love and Family

Adorable and funny Onesies, bibs, Tshirts, and cute baby shower gifts. Hilarious apparel for the lovestruck and the lovesmacked. Click an image or link to shop our Love and Family department.



Art and Photography prints and gifts

Art and Photography

Serene and scenic prints add an aura of tranquility to any home or office. Showcasing the work of photographer CW Bryant, all of our prints arrive framed and ready to decorate any room. Our handbags, apparel, and gifts in this artistic design line all serve to showcase your unique good taste. Click an image or link to visit our Art and Photography department.



Office Humor

Office Humor Tshirts, mousepads, and mugs

You'll never be employee of the month. Live a little.
Our line of office humor tee shirts and accessories makes the perfect quirky statement for casual Fridays. Click an image or link to browse our collection of Office Humour.




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