Aaron's Case > Religion of Peace Responses > I Love Big Cats - Got Syrup
St. Rachel of IHOP died a deluded dhimmi while defending terrorist arms smuggling tunnels.
They say that Rachel Corrie is spread out over this whole town,
With political connections spreading her fame around.
Born into society, a wealthy trust-fund child,
She had everything a gal could want: blond hair, grace, and style.
Here in the University
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my liberty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Rachel Corrie.
The papers print her picture almost everywhere she goes:
Rachel Corrie at Ramallah, Rachel Corrie burning flags.
And the rumor of her parties and the orgies in her tent!
Oh, she surely must be happy with the martyrdom she's got.
Here in the University
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse Dad's salary
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Rachel Corrie.
She gave to Muslim charity, she spread the communist case,
And they were grateful for her naivete and thanked her to her face,
So my mind was hardly perplexed when the evening headlines read:
"Rachel Corrie went home today welcoming a bulldozer on her head."
Here in the University
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse the Land That's Free
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Rachel Corrie.
Got syrup?
Congrats to
Caterpillar who won their case.
