Strap one on and they attack
There's Big Mo, Little Mo,
Four-Eyed Mo, No Mo,
Look at that bear,
Look at that bear,
Look at that bear Eat Mo
Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo
Who's the greatest prophet around?
Makes the imams jump up and down?
Who whips up old Fallujah Town?
Five bears named Mo
When they start to whine and pout
Every shahid jumps and shouts
Tell me why do the imams rave about
Five bears named Mo
Their scripture is so clueless
And it don't mean a whit
If you touch pork with their fork
They will throw a fit
Christian, Hindu, Jew agree
They're the "Religion of Peace" you see
I'm telling you folks you just got to decree (death for naming)
Five bears named Mo
There's Big Mo ...
One bear ... Big Mo
Two bears ... Little Big Mo
Three bears ... Four-Eyed Mo
Four bears ... No Mo
Five bears ... Eat Mo
