AAA Native Arts : Native American : Native American Humor

Designs in this section have a funny native american theme.

Guess Where I''m Tattooed Funny saying..Guess Where I''m Tattooed	Forget Health Food.. Forget health food, I need all the preservatives I can get.	B.I.A. B.I.A. stands for "Bad Indian Accounting."
Growing Old Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.	Cigar Store Indian This is a modern version of the cigar store Indian.	The Last Time I Cooked.. The last time I cooked, hardly anyone got sick.
Buffalo Chips When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.	Vegetarian Vegetarian: An old indian word meaning "Lousy Hunter."	Fry Bread Indian F.B.I. stands for Fry Bread Indian
Alaskan Life I live in an igloo. I drive a dogsled. And if you get too close to my beaver, he will kick your ass!	Full Blooded Indian Full Blooded Indian	Dinner is ready when... Dinner will be ready when the smoke detector goes off.
Rotten Children I LOVE my rotten, ungrateful children.	TeePee Creeping Leads To... TeePee Creeping Leads To...	So Much To Do So Much To Do but so few willing to do it for me.
Custer Was Sioux'd A little play on words.	Ayyyyye! Ayyyyye!	Teamwork Teamwork means never having to take all the blame.
Frybread Power Frybread Power	Hard Work Never Killed Anyone... Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, but why risk it?	Frybread, breakfast of champion dancers Frybread, breakfast of Champion Dancers
Going to Hell I may be going to HELL, but at least all my friends will be there!	Frybread Grease Can I likc the frybread grease off your lips?	Never Trust A Skinny Cook! Never Trust A Skinny Cook!
Can I Take Your Picture? Hey White Man, Can I Take Your Picture?	Frybread Mama Frybread Mama	White Princess My Great Grandmother was a White Princess
Can You Fix Commodity Cheese? How Many Ways Can You Fix Commodity Cheese?	Frybread Warrior Frybread Warrior	Commodity Cheese A little reservation humor - Anyone from the Rez is familiar with commodity cheese.