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	The Write Snark
	select one Apparel -Boxers -Cap Sleeve -Dark T -Fitted T -Golf T -Green T -Hoodie -Jersey -Jr. Hoodie -Jr. Raglan -Jr. Ringer T -Jr. Tank -Jr.Jersey-T -Light T -Long Sleeve -LongSlv DarkT -MAT-Dark-T -MATERNITY-T -Organic T -Raglan Hoodie -Ringer T -Sleeveless T -Sweatshirt -Thong -Tracksuit -Value T -W-PLS-SCP-DRK-T -W-PLS-SCP-T -W-PLS-VN-DRK-T -W-PLS-VN-T -White T -WMN-Light-T -WMN-LS-DARK-T -WMN-LS-T -WMN-V-Neck -WMN-VN-DARK-T -Women's DarkT -Women's T -Women's Tank -Yellow T Baby -Bib -Infant Bodysuit -Infant T -Kids Light T -Kids-Dark-T -Sweatshirt Housewares -Apron -Bear -Clock -Large Mug -Mousepad -Mug -Ornament (Ov.) -Ornament (Rd.) -Stein -Throw Pillow -Tile Hats & Bags -Cap -Msgr Bag -Tote -Trucker Hat Goodies -2.25" Btn 100pk -2.25" Btn 10pk -2.25" Button -3.5" Button -Magnet -Magnet (10) -Magnet (100) -Mini Btn (10) -Mini Btn (100) -Mini Button -Rect Mag (10) -Rect Mag (100) -Rect. Magnet -Sticker Bmpr -Sticker Oval -Sticker Rect Cards/Prints -Calendar Print -G-Cards-10 -Journal -Large Poster -Mini Postr Prnt -Postcards » Colorful & Fun Aprons! » New Ceramic Mugs! » Could Be Worse » Where's The Switch? » New Urban Fanatasy » Need Coffee. » I Sleep With The Good Ones » High Color Snarky Mugs » Risky and Stupid » Two-Faced » Kicking Deadline Butt » Urban Fantasy » YA Lit » Stop Asking! » Make It Go Away » Writer's Offspring » Don't Like You » Invisible Writer » Here kitty, kitty...Just Kidding! Love my cat! » The More I Know... » Character Anger Management » Power. Good. » Lots of Designs on Dark Shirts! » Mmmm... Brains » Evil Day Job » Your Brain On Done » Finishing A Book » Space Case » Your Story Items » Constant Volunteer Requests » Designated Writer » Oscar Wilde-ish » Hear That Echo? » Too Lazy To Work For It » Don't Be Fooled » Cabin Fever » Celebrate The Difference » Romance Writer Husbands » Pastel Shirt Fun! » Don't Ask » Writing is real work. » Not Gonna Happen » Sacred Love Scene » I'm gonna hurt em » Mini posters,journals and greeting cards! » You're cute » Bumper Stickers! » High color Coffee Is Okay » Must. Finish. Book. » Cartoon Head Designs » Like My Chicken » I prefer my own world over this one. » Long Winded » Muwahahahahah » Any Questions? » We Know The Best Verbs » Because it can be fun... » Smart writers get it. » You are so not the hero type » It was just getting bloody! » My Heroine Is More Cool » Just Hats!! » The Desk » Chocolate Writer Blocks » I'm really good at it » My heroine isn't the only who can kick ass. » You Say Character Torture Like It's A Bad Thing » Don't ask » Gotta deathwish? » He Rules! » Did I ask for your opinion? » Do you smell something burning? » What's Your Obsession? » Hey Santa Designs » This One Was Made For A Friend! » Under Construction Rinda Elliott http://relliott4.wor dpress.com "The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon." ~ Robert Cromier Learn More...   Enter your email below to receive product features and specials in your inbox!		The Write Snark : Hey Santa Designs You're Just a Pervert I stood in that scary mall line for hours! I sat on your lap-- smelled what was left of your lunch in your beard!!! Where's the freaking sale? I Kind Of Like Fangirls Yeah, fangirls. I'll open a message board, where they will flame and gripe about what I did wrong in my last book. But they'll still buy the next... and the next. Did You Leave It In The North Pole? How many years does this make? Huh? I Was So Good, Too! What happened? I did everything right-- I know I did!! I didn't bad mouth any editors, writers... not even a blogger. So? What Gives? I waited and waited. I checked the stats daily. I know it's a question of promotion, word of mouth... and yeah, okay, excellent writing. Couldn't you have helped? A little? More Zeros Next Time Very funny. High print run has a few more numbers in it. I'll Take It From There The rest is up to me. Just the one idea. A good one... no, a great one! More than one is okay, too. It Must Have Been Bad What? Huh? I must have done something directly to you because that's just wrong. I can't believe even you would stoop that low. If I say I'm sorry... will you take it away? Must Have Been Bad Letter Only I know, I said you wouldn't stoop that low. But you did. I'm paying for it. Remember the lap thing? No fair. #1 If Possible But I'll take the top ten... or even the top twenty. More than that? I dunno. They Want Me I know they really want me. It's just that slush pile! It's freaking huge! I sprayed my manuscript with perfume, taped chocolate to it and even slipped in a hundred dollar bill... What's up? Not Too Much You say yes. Repeat after me. YES. YES. It's easy. You can do it. Where's My Stuff? Track your recent orders. View or change your order. Shipping & Returns See our shipping rates. Make a return or exchange. Need Help? Satisfaction Guaranteed. Visit our Customer Service.

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