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Welcome to the Darklady's Official Masturbate-a-Thon store, featuring the wonderful Portland Masturbate-a-Thon mascot, Randy Eagle, created by Portland illustrator Steve Hess. The fund-raising party may only happen once a year but that's no reason you can't show your support for self-loving and good humor all 365 days! Here's your chance to stick a well-lubed thumb in the eye of those who don't appreciate what a good thing they've got at the end of their own arm while earning valuable style points. Come on -- and come often -- you know you want one of these priceless treasures -- so indulge. Half of all profits will be donated to each year's selected Masturbate-a-Thon's charities.
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