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Welcome!
Hello! Good day! Happy to see you! Welcome to our new MST3K Catchphrases t-shirt store! With your budget in mind, we are only offering CafePress's basic shirt (it's 100 percent cotton) and only $2 over base price. Your welcome. Enjoy!

Hoodies

Hoodies
Here's a section of hoodies featuring some of our most popular catchphrases.

Christmas shirts

Christmas shirts
New! T-shirts with Christmas catchphrases.

Lady shirts

Lady shirts
And now, just the ladies!

The dark shirts

The dark shirts
You wanted them, you got them. Black (and other dark colors) T-shirts!
Rock 'n' roll Martian!
Rock 'n' roll Martian!
$10.99
Railing kill!
Railing kill!
$10.99
...But I'm not an alien!
...But I'm not an alien!
$10.99
MRxL!
MRxL!
$10.99
Master Ninja theme song!
Master Ninja theme song!
$10.99
Joike
Joike
$10.99
I'm a Grimault warrior!
I'm a Grimault warrior!
$10.99
Joel vs. Mike flamewar veteran
Joel vs. Mike flamewar veteran
$10.99
Dish of ice cream? Don't tempt me!
Dish of ice cream? Don't tempt me!
$10.99
Now, when you see pink, you're gonna think...
Now, when you see pink, you're gonna think...
$10.99
You're a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will...
You're a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will...
$10.99
I'm sending you a Banner-gram
I'm sending you a Banner-gram
$10.99
Coffee? I LIKE coffee.
Coffee? I LIKE coffee.
$10.99
Earth vs. soup
Earth vs. soup
$10.99
Glenn was fifty feet tall!
Glenn was fifty feet tall!
$10.99
Yeah, here I go! Vroom!
Yeah, here I go! Vroom!
$10.99
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing...
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing...
$10.99
It is so klandinktu!
It is so klandinktu!
$10.99
Love wears a mask...a tight leather mask.
Love wears a mask...a tight leather mask.
$10.99
I sure hope he said peanuts!
I sure hope he said peanuts!
$10.99
I wish I had that pretty mind back!
I wish I had that pretty mind back!
$10.99
Extreme rice!
Extreme rice!
$10.99
Rock climbing, Joel!
Rock climbing, Joel!
$10.99
Saaaaandstorrrrrrm!
Saaaaandstorrrrrrm!
$10.99
Staaaay!
Staaaay!
$10.99
You're stuck here!
You're stuck here!
$10.99
...the hell
...the hell
$10.99
Everything you touch you destroy
Everything you touch you destroy
$10.99
Turn down your lights (where applicable)
Turn down your lights (where applicable)
$10.99
Today is dedicated to Uranus
Today is dedicated to Uranus
$10.99
Gentle pressure
Gentle pressure
$10.99
Weird. I guess that is the word for it. Weird.
Weird. I guess that is the word for it. Weird.
$10.99
Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn't like to be...
Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn't like to be...
$10.99
Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?
Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?
$10.99
Thank you, won't you?
Thank you, won't you?
$10.99
Well, there it is! Spankings all around, then!
Well, there it is! Spankings all around, then!
$10.99
Dern smoochers on my property!
Dern smoochers on my property!
$10.99
Sleeeeep!
Sleeeeep!
$10.99
Shut up, Iris! I tell ya, shut up!
Shut up, Iris! I tell ya, shut up!
$10.99
Rex Dart, eskimo spy!
Rex Dart, eskimo spy!
$10.99
On life-long quest like Sinbad...
On life-long quest like Sinbad...
$10.99
Potatoes are what we eat!
Potatoes are what we eat!
$10.99
That's one unstable octopus.
That's one unstable octopus.
$10.99
He's not Merritt Stone!
He's not Merritt Stone!
$10.99
That nosewheel feels mushy!
That nosewheel feels mushy!
$10.99
Normal VIEEEW!
Normal VIEEEW!
$10.99
There WAS no monster!
There WAS no monster!
$10.99
No dancing. Not allowed.
No dancing. Not allowed.
$10.99
tHe MaStEr WoUlDn'T aPpRoVe!
tHe MaStEr WoUlDn'T aPpRoVe!
$10.99
Mars, extending us a welcome!
Mars, extending us a welcome!
$10.99
By this time, my lungs were aching for air.
By this time, my lungs were aching for air.
$10.99
Do you realize...?
Do you realize...?
$10.99
Only love pads the film.
Only love pads the film.
$10.99
Plenty of lip and tongue action
Plenty of lip and tongue action
$10.99
If you're like me, and I know I am...
If you're like me, and I know I am...
$10.99
Leave the Bronx!
Leave the Bronx!
$10.99
It's just a show, you should really just relax.
It's just a show, you should really just relax.
$10.99
Why doesn't Johnny care?
Why doesn't Johnny care?
$10.99
It's fun when there are things!
It's fun when there are things!
$10.99
You do it. I'm bitter.
You do it. I'm bitter.
$10.99
Hum didda hee-hee ... hua-hua...
Hum didda hee-hee ... hua-hua...
$10.99
Hooray for socks!
Hooray for socks!
$10.99
Helping children through research and development.
Helping children through research and development.
$10.99
A small gold man was reading to me...
A small gold man was reading to me...
$10.99
Focusing my attention on the good and...
Focusing my attention on the good and...
$10.99
I killed that fat barkeep!
I killed that fat barkeep!
$10.99
Droppo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
Droppo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
$10.99
The dog's meat, have you seen it?
The dog's meat, have you seen it?
$10.99
It's a Daktari stool!
It's a Daktari stool!
$10.99
I saw the little creature!
I saw the little creature!
$10.99
Turn your crank to Frank.
Turn your crank to Frank.
$10.99
Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?
Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?
$10.99
As we left the clam flowage that day...
As we left the clam flowage that day...
$10.99
Chili peppers burn my gut.
Chili peppers burn my gut.
$10.99
I'm Cherokee Jack!
I'm Cherokee Jack!
$10.99
BUZZ OFF, KID!!
BUZZ OFF, KID!!
$10.99
I'm not going back, Jim!
I'm not going back, Jim!
$10.99
Abzolootly fazinating!
Abzolootly fazinating!
$10.99
Your agonizer, please
Your agonizer, please
$10.99
Bad touch!
Bad touch!
$10.99
It is balloon!
It is balloon!
$10.99
Can't we get BEYOND Thunderdome?
Can't we get BEYOND Thunderdome?
$10.99
Brought to you by the Booze Council.
Brought to you by the Booze Council.
$10.99
Brain has performed an illegal operation...
Brain has performed an illegal operation...
$10.99
Bring me a sampo!
Bring me a sampo!
$10.99
Does this bug you? I'm not touching you!
Does this bug you? I'm not touching you!
$10.99
Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that...
Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that...
$10.99
You're weird, which results in creativity.
You're weird, which results in creativity.
$10.99
I thought you were Dale!
I thought you were Dale!
$10.99
I'm a danger to myself and others!
I'm a danger to myself and others!
$10.99
As elusive as Robert Denby.
As elusive as Robert Denby.
$10.99
Dull surprise!
Dull surprise!
$10.99
This is where the fish lives.
This is where the fish lives.
$10.99
Flag on the moon...how did it get there?
Flag on the moon...how did it get there?
$10.99
Aah! Flying elves are back!
Aah! Flying elves are back!
$10.99
Oh, for fun!
Oh, for fun!
$10.99
Well! That could've gone better.
Well! That could've gone better.
$10.99
He's got a tree! That's not the Godzilla we know!
He's got a tree! That's not the Godzilla we know!
$10.99
Go to bed, old man!
Go to bed, old man!
$10.99
He learned too late that man is a feeling creature
He learned too late that man is a feeling creature
$10.99
"Hello!" "Thank you!"
"Hello!" "Thank you!"
$10.99
He tampered in God's domain...
He tampered in God's domain...
$10.99
HOTCHKA!!
HOTCHKA!!
$10.99
Oh, sure, I can see how...HUH?
Oh, sure, I can see how...HUH?
$10.99
I had Jell-O today...
I had Jell-O today...
$10.99
"Jiminy," says Johnny, "if only I c
"Jiminy," says Johnny, "if only I c
$10.99
Knew your father, I did!
Knew your father, I did!
$10.99
Lembach is staying!
Lembach is staying!
$10.99
To live like the hu-man...
To live like the hu-man...
$10.99
No, no, you got it all wrong:
No, no, you got it all wrong:
$10.99
No, Lupita!
No, Lupita!
$10.99
Chief? McCloud!
Chief? McCloud!
$10.99
It's a Giant Spider Invasion of Savings at Menards
It's a Giant Spider Invasion of Savings at Menards
$10.99
Whooo iiiisss Merritt Stooooone?
Whooo iiiisss Merritt Stooooone?
$10.99
Mom...'m I nuts?
Mom...'m I nuts?
$10.99
We can't have nice things.
We can't have nice things.
$10.99
And he didn't steal no bike, neither!
And he didn't steal no bike, neither!
$10.99
This is no place for a convertible!
This is no place for a convertible!
$10.99
I call no way!
I call no way!
$10.99
Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle!
Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle!
$10.99
Puma? Puma!
Puma? Puma!
$10.99
The right people will get it.
The right people will get it.
$10.99
Sargassum! Weed of deceit!
Sargassum! Weed of deceit!
$10.99
What about Scarecrow's brain?
What about Scarecrow's brain?
$10.99
Shakin' the bushes, boss.
Shakin' the bushes, boss.
$10.99
Shine your love!
Shine your love!
$10.99
Shtemlo!
Shtemlo!
$10.99
No springs!
No springs!
$10.99
Stay pink, soft and oily!
Stay pink, soft and oily!
$10.99
Bite me, I'm a toaster strudel!
Bite me, I'm a toaster strudel!
$10.99
That square bugs me! He really bugs me!
That square bugs me! He really bugs me!
$10.99
Whaddaya think, sirs?
Whaddaya think, sirs?
$10.99
This seemplifies everything
This seemplifies everything
$10.99
Time for go to bed!
Time for go to bed!
$10.99
The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
$10.99
Worship the truck farmer where you work or bank.
Worship the truck farmer where you work or bank.
$10.99
Trumpy! You can do stupid things!
Trumpy! You can do stupid things!
$10.99
Watch out for snakes!
Watch out for snakes!
$10.99
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime?
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime?
$10.99
I wanna decide who lives and who dies.
I wanna decide who lives and who dies.
$10.99
Why don't they look?
Why don't they look?
$10.99
Your weapons are useless against me!
Your weapons are useless against me!
$10.99


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