Irish Traditional Music Goodies : Sessions

Looking to add a little craic to your session? The musicians will all get the inside jokes on these shirts (we're still divided on whether the bodhran players will too though...)

Bingo This is how you know when it's time to leave	Play for Whiskey I may be cheap, but I'm not easy!	Grow Old It's not a chicken and egg kind of problem
Forgive Me I try to go at LEAST once a week!	How's My Playing? You wear the bumper sticker because you care	Play For Pints I may be cheap, but I'm not easy!
Magic Button Everybody wants a shortcut, but alas, there is none....	Love ITM Pronounce your love to the world	Lilting Oh, EVERYBODY knows THAT one!
Session Snob You want to be open and welcoming, but then the eejits show up!	Heterophonic It sounds kinda dirty, but it's not...	Session Rules A little structure is always nice in a session
Wild Rover ...but you're gonna pay...	Sex & Drugs Sex and Drugs, and... Traditional Music?	Noodles Want some sauce with those NOODLES?
No Green Beer Some things are just WRONG!	St. Patrick's Month And we're all Irish too!	Top 10 Stupid Questions Experienced players have heard all these
5000 Tunes Well, if you look at it THAT way, I probably know 750 tunes!	St. Patrick's Day Now you can play it all year 'round!	Obseisiun Denial is not only a river in Africa
Question Sobriety Don't fall prey to the social pressures	Abandoned Abandoned for trad... At least it's for a good reason!	Trad Widow A tee-shirt specifically for the spouse!
Traddocratic Oath It's very similar to the hippocratic oath...	Ringtone Your friends will spend hours wondering what your shirt means...	I Know Diddly And don't let them tell you any different!
Shakey Egg Eggs are for eating, people!	Keepin' It Reel It's like the 60's all over again!	Trad Police They're coming to find YOU!
Tune Starter Are you the one that everyone looks at during the lull of the session?	Dots What good are they?	440 Simple and to the point
got nyah Nyah nyah, nyah nyah, nyah	got lilt The loping aspect of Irish Traditional Music...	got lift Do your feet leave the floor? Does your heart soar?
Swing I'm shocked, I had no idea that you were like that!	The New D Haven't you heard the news?	Hup! Change is inevitable...
Tune Pouncer For the person who can't wait to get their tunes in!