Irish Traditional Music Goodies : Uilleann Pipes

All you have to remember to do is use your fingers on the chanter, use your wrist on the regulators, get a thumb free to flip on the drones, pump the bellows with your left arm, squeeze the bag with your right arm... Oh yeah, and remember the tune you're trying to play...

Drone On And don't get me started on the Regulators!	Seamus Ennis How many pipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb...	You Be Uilleann If Run DMC had been Irish...
Suck Blow Contradictory terms that can mean the same thing?	Sitting Down Marching around is silly... I mean, how are you going to use the popping strap?	Piper Friend You know your friend is a cheapskate, but come on already!
All Ireland That means I'm the best...	Play Safely With all these features, it's going to cost a fortune!