The Official HMSS Shopping Experience

The place to get all the newest and grooviest HMSS gear. All proceeds are not donated to charity.

Shirts (short)
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- Yuppy Shirt
  $22.99
- Crummy Grey T-Shirt
  $20.99
- Women's Baby Doll T-Shirt for Women
  $24.99
- Dann Gire shirt
  $17.99
- Official HMSS Shirt
  $25.99
- Women's HMSS Griffin Sports T
  $18.99
- The HMSS T-Shirt For Dads and Lads
  $23.99
- HMSS Black T-shirt For Women
  $22.99
- HMSS Yellow T-shirt
  $20.99
- Dark Men's Organic T-Shirt
  $28.99
- Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt For Women
  $24.99
- Dark Women's HMSS T-Shirt (Organic, no less!)
  $28.99
- HMSS Fitted T-Shirt (dark) for Manly Men
  $26.99
- HMSS Ladies Auxiliary Polo Shirt
  $34.99
- HMSS Polo Shirt for Men
  $34.99
Shirts (long)
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- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
  $24.99
- HMSS Sweatshirt (sweat not included)
  $34.99
- HMSS Ninja Suit Top
  $26.99
- Lady Spy Shirt
  $26.99
- HMSS Ladies Auxiliary Zippered Hoodie
  $40.99
- The Dark Side HMSS Hooded Sweatshirt
  $40.99
- HMSS Janitors Uniform Top
  $34.99
- HMSS Ladies Auxiliary Raglan Hoodie
  $35.99
- HMSS Hooded Sweatshirt for Manly Men
  $43.99
Outerwear
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- HMSS Tough Guy Jacket
  $46.99
Kids Clothing
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- Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
  $14.99
- Infant Creeper
  $12.99
- HMSS Kid's Baseball Jersey
  $19.99
- HMSS Kid's T-Shirt
  $19.99
- Kids In-the-Hood Hoodie Sweatshirt (with Hood)
  $24.99
- VomitGuard Bib for babies
  $11.99
- HMSS Future Editor T-Shirt for Toddlers
  $27.99
- HMSS Future Editor T-Shirt for Kids
  $27.99
Hats & Caps
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- Bald Guy Disguise Cap
  $17.99
Bags
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- Secret Agent Tote Bag
  $15.99
Fun Stuff
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- License Plate Frame
  $12.99
Pets
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- Dog Couture
  $19.99
- Big Bowl for Big Pets
  $24.99
Home & Office
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- Mousepad
  $13.99
- Swanky Throw Pillow
  $18.99
- Hey! Use a Coaster, dammit!
  $7.50
Mugs
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- Large Coffee Mug
  $14.99
- Beer Stein
  $16.99
- Large-ish Coffee Mug
  $13.99
Buttons & Magnets
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- (I'm a Refrigerator, You're a) Magnet
  $6.49
- 2.25" HMSS Magnet (10 pack)
  $18.99
- 2.25" HMSS Button (10 pack)
  $18.99
- Single pack HMSS Magnet (1-piece)
  $4.99
- Two-and-One-Quarter-Inch HMSS Button (2.25")
  $4.99
Intimate Apparel
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- Boxer Shorts
  $15.99
- HMSS Ladies Auxiliary Thong
  $10.99
Stickers
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- HMSS Bumper Sticker
  $7.49

The Official HMSS Shopping Experience

Categories:

Shirts (short)

Shirts (long)

Outerwear

Kids Clothing

Hats & Caps

Bags

Fun Stuff

Pets

Home & Office

Mugs

Buttons & Magnets

Intimate Apparel

Stickers