12-Pack AbsTired of people having that High Standards for YOUR belly? yeah. 12-Pack Abs. |
13What's your lucky number? 13. |
19.9919.99 and worth every dime! |
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3mta3Only the geeks can know what you really mean...3MTA3... eat me.. for you nobz. |
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.:AFK:.Away from the Keyboard? .:AFK:. |
..[as]..Yeah.. AS Rawks. now sport it proud! |
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All For WonIf it's one for All.. then we'd be All For Won. |
AggroSomething to wear when you're just plain out Mad. Aggro. |
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ArtistAre you the creative type? You Artist. |
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as rawksYeah.. We all know it.. AS RAWKS. |
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Bad GirlBad Girls of the world unite.. We know you like to advertise.. so we made you this... Bad Girl. |
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Bad News 757Are you in the Bad News? Newport News? Bad News 757. It's a Local Thing.. |
BakedFried? I think Not! Baked. |
BannedCan't Come In? You're Banned. |
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Be OriginalTired of people all looking and acting the same? Be Original! |
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BettyAre you cute? You Betty. |
:: Bewbz ::Yep.. just another cyber geek metaphore... Boobs.. : Bewbz : .. rock it. |
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BishYeah, I admit it.. Bish. |
BishYeah, You herd me.. Bish. |
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BlehYeah, Bleh. That's the level of my intrest. |
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Bob RulesWe all know it.. now show your love.. Bob Rules! |
Bomb TechnicianBomb Technician : If You See Me Running, You'd Better Catch up! |
Born ReadyAre you Ready? Nope.. You Were Born Ready. |
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CamWhoreYou like to be the center of attention? Like other people to watch? You CamWhore. |
CanadianBlame Canada next time you don't get a tip... Candian. Yeah, I don't tip. |
CandyDo You taste sweet and melt in someones mouth? Candy. |
CandyKidAre you a CandyKid? Here's something special just for you ravers. |
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ClosedTired of people thinking you're open for buisness? Closed. |
Clowns are EvilWe know it... Can't Sleep! Clowns are going to eat me...now show it.. Clowns are Evil. |
CreepI don't belong here...Creep. |
CockSuckerFor some people who need visual aids. CockSucker. |
CompuPervThink sex involves a keyboard? CompuPerv. |
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d0rkyeah, Im a dork.. so what? d0rk. |
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DankMojoYou got Mojo.. but is it DankMojo? |
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Dirty MindWho want's a clean mind? I don't. Dirty Mind. |
Disturbing the PeaceAre you loud and boisterious? Don't know what that last work meant? Then you're Disturbing the Peace. |
dNbDo You like Drum and Bass? Well here's a shirt just for you! |
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DramaYou a fan of the Dramatic? Or are you just Jerry Springer without the Audience? Drama. |
Dream On ItYou know you want it.. But you'll have to settle with having to Dream on It. |
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DrunkAre you the village idiot? Here's a shirt just for you.. Drunk. |
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Dude.One word.. Dude. So many meanings... |
Durty SoufIt's not the Dirty South.. It's the Durty Souf. Axe Sumbody. |
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EasyI know I am.. but are you? Easy. |
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.:.E.S.P..:.Do you know that they know that you know that they know? Yeah? You got ESP! |
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Fashion PoliceDo You like to Tell people what to wear? You're the Fashion Police. |
FanBoyWhat are you? Some Kinda Anime FanBoy? |
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ForbiddenYou talking to me? No! Because you, my friend, are FORBIDDEN! |
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FreeLoaderNo Job? Bills still paid? You FreeLoader. |
FreshWhat's that smell? It's the smell of freshness...Fresh |
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F.U.B.A.R.Are You Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition? Then here's the shirt for you...F.U.B.A.R. |
FuckWanna just wear your favorite word? Here you Go. Fuck. |
Fuck - QuestionmarkWanna know who wants to fuck you? Wear this shirt and find out! Fuck- Question. |
FuckBuddyLet's be honest about our level of commitment.. and just what we are. Fuck Buddy. |
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Fun4AdultsFun4Adults.. Cuz we all know.. we all wanna have a fun time! |
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FurBurgerFurBurger : Keeping men happy since the dawn of time. |
Get A LifeWhat are you looking at? Yeah, Get a Life. |
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Go Down.Yeah.. you can read.. So. Go Down. |
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HackCoreCuz if your gonna hack.. you gotta hack the core. HackCore. Root Not Included. |
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Hell Raiseryou like to raise some hell? Well here's a shirt.. just for you! |
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Hide and SeekTired of the new games? Go Old School. Hide and Seek. |
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HungOverTired of the noise and lights? Wear this one and let people know not to even come close... HungOver. |
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Home SkilletYeah, another slang for those of us that can hang.. Home Skillet. |
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Hooker 1Do you use sex to get what you want? You Hooker. |
Hooker 2Do you use sex to get what you want? You Hooker. |
HotSauceAre you Spicy and Juicy? Booyah. Hotsauce. |
How Far is Heaven?How Far is Heaven? We'd like to know.. cuz this is looking like a long trip. |
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I'd Bang YouI'd Bang You. Now you can have the shirt to prove it. |
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I Hate TweekersTired of Tweekers? then this should be right up your alley.. I Hate Tweekers. |
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I Love YouDo you love someone? Wear it and let them know.. I love You. |
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I Know YouYeah, I know You.. and so does my shirt. |
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InspirationalAre you a good person? Then wear this, just to make sure they are paying attention. Inspirtational. |
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I Smell BaconWhat's that boy? You smell bacon? Good Boy!
I Smell Bacon! |
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It'll Be Okay.I've always just wanted someone to hold me and say It'll Be Okay... |
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JinxSay it with me.. Jinx. Good. |
JokerAre you a smartass? Class Clown? Joker. |
JunkieFor all of us, Who aren't in Denial. xXx Junkie xXx |
JunkieAre you the new Elite of Junkies? Here's a Shirt for you.. you junkie. |
Junkie XpAre you the next generation of Junkie? Junkie Xp baby! |
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KawaiiAre you Cute? You're just too Kawaii. |
KiwiYeah, You know you're a furry fruit. Kiwi. |
Last Call HottieTired of people not hitting on you til last call? Cuz you're a Last Call Hottie |
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LazyHere's a shirt just for Americans. Lazy. |
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LiarYeah, I'll Pull Out....Liar. |
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LocalAre you a local? Support the Cause. Local. |
Local : Leave me AloneAre you a local? Tired of the cops wondering if you're a tourist? Local : Leave me Alone |
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LottoAre you the grand prize? You're Lotto baby! |
MartyrWilling to die for a cause.. You Martyr. |
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Social ButterFlyAre you the life of the party? Then that would make you a Social Butterfly |
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No FattiesAre you tired of getting hit on by someone who weighs more than you? No Fatties. |
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TouristTired of people looking at you like you're stupid? Tourist t-shirts will explain to them. |
Mullet WatcherDo You love mullets? Then you need a mullet watcher t-shirt! |
Rock MeRock Me. Yeah, You herd me.. Just like a rocking horse. |
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Super StarAre you a pop icon? Sport the Superstar proud. |
WTFWJD?Asking the eternal question...What the fuck would Jesus Do? |
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Trigger HappyGive them a warning before you Shoot. Trigger Happy. |
PeachyKeenIs everything good? Are you happy? Then You're just plain out PeachyKeen! |
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You'll DoYeah, I'll settle for you. You'll Do. |
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Ninja of the NastyCan You sneak up on people after you've already left? Can you drop bombs without making a sound? O' Ninja of the Nasty. |
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Sex PretenderDo You have to Pretend? Then you're a Sex Pretender. |
n3rdAre you a Nerd? No? Then maybe you're a n3rd. |
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What If?Asking the question on all our minds.. What if? |
Way CoolYeah, Im way cool.. cuz my t-shirt says so. |
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TipsyA lil drunk or plan to be? This shirt will explain.. Tipsy. |
TeaseYeah, we know it.. Now wear it. Tease. |
TargetAre you a target? Well run then.. you'll be a moving target. Target. |
SexyYeah, You one Sexy bish...Sexy. |
Sex OffenderDo you Offend people with your Sex? You Sex Offender. |
Sex KittenWant someone to make you purr? You Sex Kitten. |
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No.Answer their question before they even ask it. No. |
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PrettyYeah, we know you are.. now your shirt can say it too.. Pretty. |
UglyWanna just be honest? Ugly. |
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Who am I?Asking the question we all want to know... Who am I? |
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StonedYeah, I'm Stoned... because my shirt says I am. |
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On AutoPilotYeah.. I'm not even here.. I'm on AutoPilot..
Get a bumpersticker to make people look twice. |
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MilkGot some Jugs? Wear a MILK Shirt. |
Milk 2Got Jugs? then wear a good ole' fashioned MILK shirt. |
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Your a Freakin' Idiot!Tired of the re-re's ruining your day? Here's a shirt to keep them away.. Your a Freakin' Idiot. |
WingMan 2Wingman, the helper of the ages.. Have a gernade? Wingman, to save the day! |
Wingman 1Wingman, the helper of the ages.. Have a gernade? Wingman, to save the day! |
UnderstandableAre you...Understandable? You can be now with this spiffy t-shirt. |
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Sperm DonorDo you donate? then wear this shirt with pride, You Sperm Donor. |
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SleepyAre you always tired? Sleepy. |
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WankerAre you a Wanker? Well Here's a Shirt just for you.. you bloody wanker. |
SinEaterCan you eat away all your sins? Yeah, You're a SinEater. |
SexaHolicCan't get enuff.. yeah, You're a Sexaholic.. just like the rest of the human race. |
MuttDo You know you're a mix? You Mutt. |
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You Smell FunnyYou Smell that? Of course you don't.. Because You Smell Funny. |
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SlickHowyah doing there, Slick? |
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Up NextWho's Turn? Yours! You're Up Next. |
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Ramen RoxYeah baby.. Millions can't be wrong! Ramen Rox |
Party MammalWhat kinda Mammal are you? A Party Mammal, that's what! |
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PimpYeah, Pimping aint Easy... You Pimp. |
Pick MeYou could have anyone.. Pick Me. |
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Pop * StarAre you a Pop Star? Here's some white trash clothing for you! |
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SexyMexiWhat are you? Sexy? Mexi? then you're better than salsa.. You're SexyMexi. |
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MushiPushy Pushy in the Mushi Mushi. |
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PoetAre you a Poet and you know it? |
Turbo NerdAre you nerdier than the trends allow? Turbo Nerd. |
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VampWe suck young blood... Vamp. |
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Slick WilleySlick Willey, the master of the hit it and quit it. |
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Power DrinkerDrunk? Are you going to the beerlympics? Chug a lug PowerDringer. |
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:: Perk ::Mmmm.. Look at you just Perk. :: Perk :: |
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Oh CrapWant to let the world know how you feel? Oh Crap. |
No SmokingTired of people smoking around you? Here's a shirt for you... or just some plain ole' Sarcasm. No Smoking. |
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MojoYou got the Mojo? You do now. |
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Rock itWhatcha gonna do with it? Rock It. |
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WallFlowerDon't Like to Dance or Be the center of the attention.. You're a WallFlower. |
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Tit Bit NipplyBaby, It's Cold Outside.. actually.. it's a Tit Bit Nipply. |
SpankWhat's that noise? Happy girls and Boys! Spank. |
-=:PvP:=-It's Player Vs. Player.. the only way to play! |
Nerdy MindIs it dirty? No.. It's Nerdy.. A shirt for geeks who think sex involves a keyboard and big words. |
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SkittishJust Another Word for Shy... Skittish. |
The BombAre you better than better? You're the effin Bomb! |
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WastedAre you planning on it, or just already are.. this one tells all.. Wasted. makes for a funny bumpersticker. |
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W00tHolla back youngin! W00t! |
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Poke ItWhatcha gonna do with it? Poke it, Of course! |
PerkyYou're just too happy for your own good.. Perky. |
PackingAre you toting a little more than they bargained for? You're Packing. |
Out of ControlAre you out of your mind? Nope.. You're just out of control! |
Nerdy SouthIt aint the dirty south.. it's the Nerdy South! |
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VirginYeah.. You're Innocent.. and 3.. Virgin. |
Super VillianAre you planning on taking over the world? Super Villian. |
SingleAre you single? Advertise! |
Wasted 2Are you planning on being Wasted? Wear this as a warning. Makes a great bumpersticker. |
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