GreasyGrandma.com : 04 Designs

Older Designs, For The Old School Tastes

Are You? Well..? Are You?	BackDoor Man Are You just THAT sneaky? BackDoor Man.	Bang Me Red Ad a little glide to your stride.. Bang Me Red	Bang Me Black Yeah.. Bang Me. (Black Design)
Common Are you plain? No. You're even better.. You're Common.	Common People Are you plain? No. You're even better.. You're Common People.	Cunning Linguist Are you good with oral expression? Then you'd be an Cunning Linguist.	CyberSlut Do you love the internet? maybe a lil too much? You CyberSlut.
Damn The Man. Do you feel this way about the Man? Then don't let him keep you down.. and buy this t-shirt.	Dick (Black) Are you a Dick? Then you're gonna love your name on this product! Dick (Black)	Dick (Red) Are you a Dick? Then you're gonna love your name on this product! Dick (Red)	Designated Drunk Are you always the one getting to Drink? Then this would be your shirt.. Designated Drunk.
Dreamer Are you more comfortable on your back? Dreamer.	Drugs are Bad, For Boredom. Answering any question.. Drugs are Bad, For Boredom.	Drugs are Bad, but good for Art. Answering the question of late night tv.. Drugs are Bad.. but good for Art.	Drugs are Bad, but good for mental patients. Honesty.. pure Honesty about drugs.. who'da thunk it? Drugs are Bad, but good for mental patients.
Drugs are Bad, But Good for Music Yeah.. We all know the truth.. Drugs are Bad...But good for music.	Drugs are Bad, but in a good way. Yeah, we all know it's true. Drugs are bad, But In a Good Way.	Don't Bring Me Home Letting them know the truth. Don't Bring me Home.	Don't Call Me Baby You herd me. Don't Call me Baby!
Doodie What's that Smell? Doodie.	Doodie 2 What's that smell? Doodie.	Dookie Happens Are you the one who does the dirty work? Then you know that.. Dookie Happens.	Elite Yeah.. You know it.. now they will too.. You're Elite.
Flavor of the Week Are you just the Flavor of the Week? Then sport this shirt, and let them know you don't effin care.	Fuck the F.C.C. (Black) Are you tired of being censored? Fuck the F.C.C... Freedom of Speech mothereffer.	Fuck Me, I'm Irish Forget about a kiss.. Let's fuck! Fuck me, I'm Irish.	Fuck Yourself, You'll Get More Pussy. Fuck Yourself, You'll get more Pussy... Yeah.. You pussy.
Fuck You, Very Much Yeah.. Fuck You, Very Much.. Thanks, Come again!	Habitual Offender Do you just offend everyone with your habits? You're a Habitual Offender!	HardCore How's your Core? Hard? Good. HardCore.	I coulda been your Daddy 1 I Coulda Been Your Daddy... But I didn't need another Bill.
I coulda been your Daddy 2 Letting you know... I coulda been your daddy.. But her ass was tighter.	I could've been your daddy 3 I could've been your daddy, thank god for condoms.	I could've been your daddy 4 I could've been your daddy, but She Swallowed!	I'd Fall Asleep and You'd Fall in Love. Yeah, the truth is out.. I'd Fall Asleep and You'd Fall in Love.
I don't want the World, Just Your Half. I'm not a tyrant. I don't want the World, Just Your Half.	If You can't Be good, Be good at it. As mom always said, If You Can't Be Good, At least be Good at it!	I Know Im going to Hell For those of us in the know... I Know I'm going to Hell.. All I wanna know is.. Who's comming with me?	I Love Porn You've got a friend in Porn? I love Porn!
In or Out? Well.. Are you In or Out?	I Play Nurse The doctor doesn't get the fun jobs, like I do. I play Nurse.	I Play Doctor Tell everyone about your favorite game. I play Doctor.	I Revel In my Horniness Yeah, I'm horny.. but I love it! I revel in my Horniness.
I used to get High on Life I used to get high on life.. then I built up a tolerence	I wish I was as Dumb as You I wish I was as Dumb as You... Ignorance is Bliss.	Kids Happen : Condoms Break Yeah.. We all know.. Kids Happen.. Condoms Break.	KittenBreath KittenBreath... Sometimes it just smells like Pussy!
Let's Get Drunk and Spew. Let's get drunk.. and you know what happens after that.. You Spew. Let's get drunk and Spew.	Let there be Weed and God said.. 'Let there be Weed...' and there was much rejoicing.	Life : The STD Life.. the Sexually transmitted terminal disease.. Live it and love it baby!	My Dad can Kick Your Moms Ass Spreading the word.. One sucker at a time...My Dad can Kick Your Moms Ass
My Dad Was Punk Yeah, you're just a copycat.. cuz my Dad was Punk.	My God can Kick Your God's Ass Yeah, when it comes to a fight.. My God can Kick your God's Ass.	My God Has A Bigger Dick We all know it.. My God Has A Bigger Dick	My God Has an Itchy Trigger Finger He's willing to kill.. because My God Has an Itchy Trigger Finger.
My God Sacrificed his Only Son. I understand. My God Sacrificed his only Son. I understand.	Nail Me. Tired of all the games? Yeah. Just Nail Me.	NogginShots? You like getting some dome? then you're all about some Nogginshots?	No Way. What's that you say? No Way.
Not What Your Dad Had In Mind Yeah, It's Apparent.. Not What Your Dad Had in Mind.	Not What Your Mom had in Mind Before you pick me and bring me home.. Know that I'm not What your Mom had in Mind.	Orgasm Faker Tired of having to fake it all the time? Wear this shirt and watch them perform! Orgasm Faker.	Passive Aggresive Are you tired of people not taking you serious? Passive Aggresive works wonders.
Poke Smot What's that you said? Poke Smot.	Pull and Pray Are you into praying after sex? You need this. The Pull and Pray hotline.	PunkCock : Harder than your Avg. Cock Yeah baby! It's PunkCock.. harder than your average cock!	Pussy Breath What's that on your breath? Yeah. Pussy Breath.
Reach Around What do you want? Oh yeah..a Reach Around.	Ride it, Like you want to win the Rodeo If you're gonna ride it, Ride it like you wanna win the rodeo.	Satisfaction Guarenteed You know you want it...Satisfaction Guarenteed	Satisfaction Guarenteed 2 Yeah, You know you want it...Satisfaction Guarenteed.
Secret Snob Do you talk shit about people in your head? You're a Secret Snob.	Sexaspunkonurback Monkey sex anyone? Sexaspunkonurback.	Short Term Memory Loss Asking the proverbial stoner question... S.T.M.L. : What Were We Just talking about?	Shut the Fuck Up - Learn it, Live it, Love it. The Secret of the Universe...Shut the Fuck Up - Learn it, Live it, Love it.
Sin-Tastic It's Better than FanTastic.. It's SinTastic. See you in Hell!	Slacker Slackers of the world Unite! Sport your slackwear proud!	SleepWalking Just to let everyone know not to expect too much from you.. since you are..in fact.. SleepWalking.	Slicky Boy Are you a slicky boy? then wear this shirt proud as you trick the world!
SlutPuppy Yeah, Admit it. SlutPuppy.	Smoke a Bowla Smoke a Bowla... Have a Toke and Smile.	Smells Like Fornication What's that smell? Smells like Fornication.	Snuggalicious Are You Delicious and Snuggable? Then baby, you're Snuggalicious!!
Spunky Are you Special and Funky? Then You're just Spunky! Or maybe.. you're just plain out spunky.	Spooky Spice Are you into that whole smokey smoke subculture? Spooky Spice.. makes you look over your shoulder...	Spooky Squad Are you a creeper? Then you need to be on the Spooky Squad.	Stick it in Stick it in.. Before I change my Mind. Yeah, You herd me.
StudMuffin Oh yeah.. For the Studmuffin in all our lives.	SuperWhore SuperWhore.. No one does it finer for cheaper!	Tiggle Biddies Are they Big? Are they Tiggle Biddie Big? Oh Yeah...	We Prefer your Extinction Letting you know how the upperclass feel... We Prefer your extinction to the loss of our jobs.
You Exist in A World of Dreams Wear a profound statement.. You Exist in a World of Dreams.	Your Face Here Where better? Your Face Here.	Your Next Ex Be honest about relationship.. I'll be.. Your Next Ex.