GreasyGrandma.com : 08 Designs

This is where all the new 08 Designs Are.

10 Out of 8 People 10 Out of 8 People Have Trouble with Fractions.	IVXX IVXX... Know your numbers?	A Girlfriend is No Substitute A Girl Friend is No Substitute for Video Games.	Anti-Social Like you need a Shirt to Let them know... Anti-Social.
Antique Farm Equipment We all know what we are... Antique Farm Equipment.	As Long as I Have a Face As Long as I have a Face, You Have a Place to Sit.	As You Wish As You Wish... Enuff Said.	Aussie Flag A Flag overlaying the Map of AUS
Bacon's Made of WHAT? Bacon's Made of WHAT?!	Best Piece of Ass in 3 States Best Piece of Ass in 3 States	BioHazard Give them ample warning... Bio-Hazard.	Boys are Dumb We all know it's True... Boys are Dumb.
Bust a Move Whatcha Gonna Do? Bust a Move!	Capitilization Capitalization is the Difference Between ‘helping your Uncle Jack off a horse’ and ‘helping your uncle jack off a horse’	Cash Only Cash Only	Cheap Date What's wrong with being Easy? Cheap Date.
Clothing Optional Clothing Optional	CockBlocker For those about to Block... We Salute You... CockBlocker.	Common Sense Isnt A Remake for the fans... Common Sense Isnt That Common	Common Sense Isnt That Common A Remake for the fans... Common Sense Isnt That Common
Cunning Linguist Let them all know You're a Cunning Linguist	Cunning Linguist Let them all know You're a Cunning Linguist	Daddies Lil' Spoiled Bitch Call it like it is.. Daddies LIl' Spoiled Bitch.	Do Not Disturb Do Not Disturb, I'm Disturbed enough already.
Do What You Love Do What You Love. Fuck all the Rest.	Does this Make my Boobs Look Big? Every woman wants to know... Does this Make My Boobs Look Big?	Don't Shit Where You Eat The Rule of Life...Don't Shit Where You Eat	Don't Shit Where You Eat The Rule of Life... Don't Shit Where You Eat.
Drop Babies, Not Bombs Drop Babies, Not Bombs	Drop Joints, Not Bongs Drop joints, Not Bongs.	Drugs Lead NoWhere Drugs Lead Nowhere... But It's a Fun Trip.	Drunken Crow Drunken Crow Poops on your Car and Laughs at You.
Dude, Seriously Dude, Seriously..	Easily Amused Let them know that you're Easily Amused.	Evil is Funner Evil is Funner	Feed the Poor, Eat the Rich Feed the Poor, Eat the Rich
Flavor of the Week Flavor of the Week	Food Over Bombs Do the math... Food Over Bombs.	*Free Trial Wanna try something new? Free Trial.	Fuck That. How do you feel about it? Fuck That.
Fuck Your Clothes It's a Cheap Date all Around! Fuck Your Clothes	Funk in the Trunk Say it Proud... Funk in the Trunk.	Go Down Under Tell them where to go! Go Down Under.	Good to the Last Drop Good to the Last Drop
Go Play in Traffic Go Play in Traffic	Got Wood? Ask them what you really want to know... Got Wood?	Help Find the Cure, Cowbell Help Find the Cure.. Find More Cowbell.	Huggs Let them see the Love.... Huggs
HWP what are you? HWP	I Can Cure Sex-Lexia I am the cure... I Can Cure Sex-Lexia	I Do All My Own Stunts Let them know, you don't need a stand in... I Do All My Own Stunts.	I Do My Own Stunts. Don't Deny It.. I Do My Own Stunts.
I Don't Come to Your Job I Don't Come to Your Job and Expect Free Service.	I Don't Have a Gag Reflex So they don't have to wonder...I Don't Have a Gag Reflex.	I Don't Need my Liver I Don't Need my Liver, I have Beer.	I'd lick you Like a Victim I'd Lick You like a Victim
I Eat Pussy (Round) I Eat Pussy Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake.	I Eat Pussy Like a Fat Kid I Eat Pussy Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake.	iPwn iPwn	iRule iRule
If You Don't Have Money If You Don't Have Money, Take Your Broke Ass Home.	If You Want It Done Right If You want it Done Right, Do it Yourself.	If Your Mom's a Bitch If Your Mom's a Bitch, What's that make You?	If I Told You to Go Away If I Told You To Go Away, Would You Listen?
If You Love it So Much If You Love it So Much, Why Don't You Marry it?	I Have A Big Bag I Have a Big Bag of "I Told You So's"	I Just Look Innocent I Just Look Innocent	I Know Jack I Know Jack and the Whole Shit Family
I Keeps it Funky The 1st rule of Funky.. I Keeps It Funky.	I Keeps It Real Let um know... I Keeps it Real.	I'll Rock Your Socks I'll Rock Your Socks and Own Your Shoes.	I'm a Bartender, Not a BabySitter I'm a Bartender, Not a BabySitter.
I'm a Professional I'm A Professional, Don't try this at Home.	I'm As Happy as a Newborn in a Titty Bar I'm As Happy as a Newborn in a Titty Bar	I Might Look Cute I Might Look Cute, But I'll Still Eat You.	I'm Not With Stupid Anymore Let them know it's Over... I'm Not With Stupid Anymore.
I'm Not With Stupid Anymore. I'm Not With Stupid Anymore.	im weird. im weird.	In a Battle of Wits In a Battle of Wits, You're Unarmed.	In Japan they Call me DongZilla In Japan, They Call me DongZilla.
I Prefer Night People I Prefer Night People	I Rule You Can't Deny... I Rule.	I Rule You Can't Deny... I Rule.	Is It Medication Time Yet? Is it Medication Time Yet?
Is it Nap Time Yet? Is it Nap Time Yet?	It Is, What it Is. It Is, What it Is.	It Is, What it Is. Keeping it Real. It Is, What it Is.	It Might be a Man's World It Might Be a Man's World.. but it'd be nothing without Women.
It's Better to be Judged It's Better to Be Judged by 12 than Carried by 6.	It's Go Time What time is it? It's Go Time.	I Want My $2.00 What do you want? I Want My 2 Dollars!	I Want my $2.00 I Want My $2.00
I Wish You Mom Had Swallowed I Wish You Mom Had Swallowed	Jesus Saves, But I like to Spend. Jesus Saves, But I like to Spend.	Just Shut Up Just Shut Up	Just Think Of the Suffering You'll MIss Emo Suicide... Just Think of All the Suffering You'll Miss.
Keep Eye Contact Keep Eye Contact at All Times	Kids < Swallow Do the Math... Kids < Swallow.	Let's Not Ruin this Let's Not Ruin this By Getting to Know Each Other	Let's Only Let Latex Stand Between Our Love. Let's Only Let Latex Stand Between Our Love.
Life is One Big Beauty Contest The Women Know...Life is One Big Beauty Contest.	LolI What are You? Loli.	Mad Scientist Have plans to take over the world with Science? You're a Mad scientist	Make like a Tree Make like a Tree and Get the Fuck Outta Here
Medicated for Public Safety Medicated for Public Safety.	Medicated for Your Safety Let them Know... Medicated for Your Safety.	Mojo Show them you got some Mojo....	Muffin Top Jean Co. Muffin Top Jean Co.
My Parents Beat Me 1 My Parents Beat Me and I Turned Out Fine	My Parents Beat Me 2 My Parents Beat Me and I've Never Been to Jail.	My T-Shirt Traveled 15,000 Miles My T-Shirt Traveled 15,000 Miles before I even put it On.	Naughty is my Middle Name Naughty is my Middle Name
Never Look Down on Someone Never Look Down on Someone, Unless they are giving You Head.	No Credit, Cash Only No Credit, Cash Only	No Dis-Respect No Dis-Respect, But Fuck You.	No Fate but What We Make No Fate But What We Make
No Offense No Offense, but Fuck You.	O.B.K.B. Are you sure you'll be O.b.K.b.?	Old, But Classic. Old, But Classic.	One Hit Wonder Let them know your Self Life... One Hit Wonder.
On Tour What are you? I'm On Tour!	People are Dying People are Dying So You Can Fill Up Your SUV	People Watcher Some call it Stalking... I call it People Watching.	Pfft.. Whatever Tell them how you really feel... Pfft...Whatever.
Player 1 Who are You? Player 1.	Pools Closed Pools Closed	RockStars Party Like Me They've Learned it from Me...RockStars Party Like Me.	Save the Drama Save the Drama for you Baby Mama.
Seriously, wtf? Seriously, wtf?	She Who has the Pussy She Who Has the Pussy, Makes all the Rules.	Single for a Reason It's By Choice... Single for a Reason.	Size DOES Matter Size DOES Matter. No Matter what they say.
Some People are Just Too Stupid Some People are Just Too Stupid for their own good.	Some People Say Some People Say I have an Attitude Problem, Fuck them.	Support Local Music What Better way to support local music? Support Local Music, Sleep with a Musician.	Swallow? Swallow?
Thank God a Shirt Thank God a Shirt Can't Get Pregnant.	That's What's Up That's What's Up.	The F Bomb Patch The F Bomb Patch	The Good Life Just Living the Dream...The Good Life
The Less I know about You The Less I know about You, The More I like You.	The Police never find it as Funny The Police Never find it as Funny as You Do.	They Say I'm Anti-Social They Say I'm Anti-Social, Fuck them.	Think You Can Handle It? Do Ya? Think You Can Handle It?
This is My Reality This is My Reality and I'm Sticking to It	Tongue Fu Master Tongue Fu Master	TroubleMaker Warn People... TroubleMaker.	Two Up, Two Down, VA Repping VA baby! Two Up, Two Down.
United We Stand For the PDC2008 Contest on CafePress.	Use your Brain for Once Use Your Brain for Once	USSR Ahh the Motherland.... USSR	We are Leigon We are Leigon
When you See it When you see it, You'll Shit Bricks.	Where do they find People Like You? Where do they Find People Like You?	Whirled Peas Whirled Peas	Will You Swallow my Kids? Ask Nicely... Will You Swallow my Kids?
Work Sucks Work Sucks... Really?	Work Sucks We all know it... Work Sucks.	You Cant Rape the Willing Just the Obvious... You Cant Rape the Willing.	You Got Jack and Shit You Got Jack and Shit.. and Jack just Left Town.
You Gotta Pay to Play The Most basic rule of Economics, You Gotta Pay to Play.	You'll Never Understand Me Let them know ahead of time... You'll Never Understand Me.	Your Mind Makes Up Your Mind Makes Up for What You Lack in Reality.	You're On Top of My Things To-Do List Let them know just how important they are...
You Want Me You know it... You Want Me.	Zzzzzzz Show them you're Still Sleeping.