07 Designs : GreasyGrandma.com

GreasyGrandma.com : 07 Designs

These are the 07 designs...

AFK
Where are You? AFK, Baby!

America
Where do you live? America!

Anime Junkie
Anime Junkie... the kawaii of the Junk scene.

An Eye for an Eye
The Old Proverb..An Eye for an Eye leaves the World Blind..

All These and Brains Too!
Nice Huh? All these and Brains Too!

BabyDoll
And Who are you? BabyDoll.

Bartenders Are Gods 07
We all know it...Now Wear it... Bartenders Are Gods.

BBBJ
And What Kinda BJ do you want? BBBJ.

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder
The Golden Rule about Life...Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder.

Beer : It's What's for Dinner
Beer : It's What's for Dinner

Being Evil is More Fun.
We Always get the Cool Stuff... Being Evil is More Fun.

Being Good
Being Good Never got Me Anyplace I Wanted to Be.

Being P.C. Sucks White Ass
Tired of not being able to tell people how you feel? Being P.C. Sucks White Ass.

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass
Yeah, You herd me... Bite my Shiney Metal Ass.

Brains make me Hot
What Floats Your Boat? Brains, that's what. Brains make me Hot.

BootyHunter
In search of the ever elusive Booty... Booty Hunter.

Bowl of Stupid for Breakfast?
Uh Yeah... Did You Have a Bowl of Stupid for Breakfast?

Call Your Mommy, She Misses You.
Call Your Mommy.. She Misses You.

Can I Buy You a Drink?
Can I Buy You a Drink, or do You just want the Money?

Can't or Cun't?
Which one is it? Can't or Cun't?

CIYM?
And what do you think this stands for? CIYM?

C.L. on the D.L.
At work? Married? C.L. on the D.L.

Comic
Now people will know just by reading your shirt. Comic.

Comic Genius
For those that want to step expectations up a notch... Comic Genius.

Common Sense isn't that Common
Common Sense isn't that Common

Cougar Hunter
And What are You on the Prowl for? The Prowl that Prowl's Back... Cougar Hunter.

D/D Free
Just how you like them... D/D Free.

Define 'Husband'
So tell me, Define 'Husband"

Define 'Wife'
So, what's your Idea of a wife? Define 'Wife'

DJ Diddles
Ripping and Scratching like a pr0nstar pro..Dj Diddles.

Do It, To It.
Whatcha Gonna Do? Do It, To It.

Don't Be a Dick
C'mon... Don't be a Dick. Makes a great BumperSticker.

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time
What? No way.. Don't Threaten Me with A Good Time!

Do You Know the Street Value of this Mountain?
Do You Know the Street Value of this Mountain?

Drunk : Take Advantage of Me
Drunk...Take Advantage of Me.

Easy Listening Is Hard to Listen to
Unless you're in a coma...Easy Listening Is Hard to Listen to.

Eating is Murder
The truth of existence... Eating Is Murder.

Emo Logo
Stabby Rip Stab Stab... Emo.

EveryOne's Getting Laid
You Know it as Well as Do I. Everyone's Getting Laid.

Fat Chicks Need Love Too
Fat Chicks Need Love Too, They Just Have To Pay.

For My Next Trick
For my Next Trick, I'll Need a Roll of Duct Tape.

Fo Sho
Sho' Nuff? Fo' Sho'

Freedom isn't Free
The Only Rule... Freedom isn't Free.

F.U....N
Putting the FU back in FUN.

Geeks Do It Multi-Tasking
Geeks Do It Multi-Tasking.

Geeks Do It Multi-Platform
Geeks do it on more than one platform..at once!

Geeks do it to Multiply
We all know it's true...Geeks do it to Multiply

Geeks Do it to Beat your Hi-Score
Geeks Do It.. To Beat Your HighScore.

Get Drunk So I'll Look Sexier
Can I buy you a drink?

GFE
What kinda Experience are You? Girl Friend Experience

Good Stuff
Yeah, it's what you're looking at... Good Stuff.

Got it Made Like Lemonade!
How You Doin? Got it Made Like Lemonaide.

Hack/God
Hack/God...Take it as you will.. there's about 5 different meaning's to this...

Hellalicious
How do you taste? Hellalicious.

Hi Score
And What am I? The Hi-Score.

I Can Fall Asleep Anywhere
I can Fall Asleep Anywhere, but that Doeant Mean I Sleep Around.

I'd Fuck Myself, If I Were You.
Yeah, I'm easy... I'd Fuck myself... If I were You.

I Deserve Sombody Great
Im tired of the crap... I deserve somebody great.

I do it for the Lulz
And what do you do it for? I do it for the Lulz.

I Don't Come to Your Job6
I Don't Come to Your Job and Ask for Free Stuff.

I Don't Wanna Grow Up
Who wants to? I Don't Wanna Grow Up.

I Drive Like Speed Metal
I Drive Like Speed Metal.

I Eat Pussy Like a Fat Kid
I Eat Pussy Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake.

If I'm Drinking...
If I'm Drinking, I Aint Thinking.

If I Said You Had a Hot Body
If I Said You Had a Hot Body, Would You Hold it Aginst Me?

If I threw a stick
If I threw a stick, would you go away?

Ignorance is Brutal
Ignorance isn't Bliss, It's Brutal.

I saw Your Ex on CL
It's the hard truth.. I saw Your Ex on CL.

If You Can Read This...
If You Can Read this, You Better Back the F up.

If You Did Things Right
If You Did things Right, People Wouldnt be Sure You Did anything at All.

If You Think I'm Hot
If You Think I'm Hot.. You should See My Mom!

I Get Paid by the Hour
Salary? Bah! I Get Paid by the Hour.

I Gotta Truck...
I Gotta Truck, But I aint Gonna Help You Move.

I Got This On the CL
Yep, I Got This on the CL.

I Had Sex
I Had Sex and all I got was this Lousy Kid.

I Hate CokeMonkies
What's Worse? Nothing. I Hate CokeMonkies.

I Have Custody of My Inner Child
Are You In Touch with Your Inner Child? I Have Custody of My Inner Child

I Heart Midgets
Who do you love? I Love Midgets!

I Love/Hate You
You're a hard one to live with... I Love/Hate You.

I Love Beer
I Love Beer... any questions?

I Lust You
Pfft.. Love? No way.. I Lust You.

I'm a Big Deal In New Jersey
I'm a Big Deal in New Jersey.

I Met Your Dad in Rehab
I Met Your Dad in ReHab.

I Met Your Mom in Rehab
I Met Your Mom in Rehab.

I'm Getting Into Trouble
I'm Getting into Trouble, Without Getting into Trouble.

I'm In TimeOut
Yeah, I'm in trouble.
I'm in TimeOut.

I'm Just Living The Dream
You see it.. I'm Just Living the Dream.

im teh Sex
You know it, and I know it... im teh Sex.

I'm the Bartender, Trust me.
I'm the Bartender, Trust Me.

Im not Racist, I just Hate Idiots.
I'm Not Racist, I just hate Idiots.

I'm Picturing You Naked
I'm Picturing You Naked Right Now.

Information Should be Free
The Hacker's Mantra : Information Should Be Free.

i pwnd u
Get with the Lingo Old Man... I pwnd u.

I see Dumb People
When You Look around, What do you See? I See Dumb People.

Is it Hot in Here..
Is it Hot in Here or Is It Just You?

Is the Band Playing at Your House?
Tired of 5 Dollar Beers? Is the Band Playing at Your House?

It's Always 420 SomeWhere
It's Always 420 Somewhere...

It's Only Kinky the First Time
The Age Old Law.. It's only Kinky the First Time.

I Play Nurse
What's your favorite game? I Play Nurse.

I Reserve the Right...
It's my Right... I Reseve the Right to Deny Service to Assholes.

I Reserve the Right...
I Reserve the Right to Tell You to Go Fuck Yourself.

I Sharted.
I Sharted... Smell it? I sure Feel it.

I Sold Out...
I Sold Out and All I got Was this Crappy T-Shirt.

I Saved a Horse
I Saved a Horse.. and Rode a Cowboy.

I Want my $2.00
And What Do You Want? I Want My Two Dollars.

I Was a Geek
I was a Geek before Being a Geek was Cool.

Jesus Hates Oil
And How would Jesus Feel? Jesus Hates Oil.

Jesus Hates SUV's
How would Jesus Feel? Jesus Hates Suv's.

Jesus Is Comming
Jesus is Comming, You'd Better Get a Towel.

Jesus is a Democrat
Jesus is a Democrat... Jesus/Holy Ghost in 08!

Jesus Saves...
Jesus Saves... But I Like to Spend.

Join the DarkSide
Join the DarkSide Now, Ask Me How!

Knowing is Half the Battle
Knowing is Half the Battle!

Lag Sux
9 outta 10 people agree.. Lag Sux.

Life's Too Short to be a Wuss
Speaking the age old wisdom, yet again...
Life's Too Short to be a Wuss.

Life Sucks, Get Over It.
Bitching Never Solved Anything....Life Sucks, Get Over it.

Live Sex
The only way to have it... Live Sex.

Love is for Suckers
How do you feel about Love? Love is For Suckers.

Mommies Lil Piggie
Awwww.. You're Mommies Lil Piggie!

Manly
And What do You want your t-shirt to say about you? Manly.

Masterbation is Better
Masterbation is Alot Better Than Horrible Sex.

Meat is Tasty
You Know it's true.. Meat is Tasty.

Meet Me on the CL
You know that's where I hang out... Meet Me On the CL.

Men are Only as Faithful
Men are Only as Faithful as their Options Allow.

Murder isn't a Crime
Murder isn't a Crime.. It's just natures way of thinning the herd.

Murder : It's What's For Dinner
Yummy! Murder. It's What's For Dinner.

My Dog is Smarter
My Dog is Smarter than Your Honor Student.

My Other Ride is Your Mom
My Other Ride is Your Mom.

My PittBull Ate Your Honor Student
You read it right... My Pitt Bull Ate Your Honor Student.

Naughty
And you are? Naughty.

Nerdy Girl
What kinda girl are you? Nerdy Girl!

Nice Guys Finish After You
Aint it the truth? Nice Guys Finish After You.

No Fatties
The Rule for the Stuck Up... No Fatties.

Not a Paid Actor
Who's got the camera? Not a Paid Actor.

Nothing Says Love like a Safe Word
Nothing Says Love Like a Safe Word... Word.

OMFG You're Dumb
OMFG You're Dumb, You Better Thank God for that Sweet Ass.

Objects in Vagina
Objects in Vagina are Smaller than they Appear.

On-Line
Where are you? On-Line.

Only Users Lose Drugs
Only Users Lose Drugs..

People are Dumb
We all know it....People are Dumb.

People Drive Dumb
People Drive Dumb.

Praying for My Period
Counting the Days? Praying for my Period...

Praying for my Period
Counting the Days? Praying for my Period.

Racer X
Who are You? Racer X.

Re-Hab Hooked Me Up
Rehab hooked me up with a Better Dealer.

Respect Your Elders, Drink good Scotch.
Respect Your Elders, Drink good Scotch.

Responsible Drinking? 1
Responsible Drinking? Thats Like Fucking for Abortion.

Responsible Drinking? Oxymoron
How do you feel about Responsible Drinking? yeah.. it's an Oxymoron.

Represent
Whatcha gonna do? Represent.

Rock Gods Are Made, Not Born.
To Crush the myth once and for all... Rock Gods are Made, Not Born.

Rule 1 : Never Leave a Man Behind
The First and Only Rule... Never Leave a Man Behind.

Rule #1 : Never Leave a Man Behind
What's Rule Number One? Never Leave a Man Behind.

Rule #115 : You're an AssHole
Ahh. Famous rule 115... You're an AssHole... and it's a Rule.

Saying You're Crazy Only Makes You Sane.
Pleading Insanity? Saying You're Crazy Only Makes You Sane.

Scotch : It's What's For Dinner
Scotch : It's What's For Dinner.

Service is Subject to Change
This will stop them in their tracks... Service is Subject to Change Depending on your Attitude.

Shit or Get Off the Pot
You're taking too long... Shit or Get off the Pot.

Shouldn't You Be on the Short Bus?
Shouldn't You Be on the Short Bus?

Sit on My Face
Sit on My Face, and I'll Eat My Way into Your Heart.

Size DOES Matter
We all know it's the truth... Size DOES Matter.

Slacker
What we all aspire to be... Slacker.

Smart = Sexy(4)
For all you mathy-math's...Smart = Sexy(4)

Some Days I Stare Evil in the Eye
Some Day's I Stare Evil Straight in the Eye, Usually I prefer Doggy-Style.

Spaztastic
What are you? Spaztastic!

Spit or Swallow?
And what do YOU do? Spit or Swallow.

Stupid is, As Stupid Drives
Moma said it Best... Stupid is, As Stupid Drives.

StuntMan
Are you the man? The StuntMan?

Sup /b?
Say it Proud, Sup /b?

SuperGeek
SuperGeek... Super Geek... Super Geeky..Ow!

Tell Me More About My Eyes
I know Where You're Looking.. So Tell Me More About My Eyes....

The Internet Killed the Video Star
And the saga continues... The Internet Killed the Video Star.

They Lie to Us
What do 'they' do? They Lie. Thats what....They Lie to us.

This is My Reality and I'm Sticking to It.
Quit Looking at me Like that... This is my Reality and I'm Sticking to It.

This is What I Wear
This is What I wear when i don't give a fuck.

Those Pants - Anti-Emo
Those Pants look better on Your Sister....

Too Cool for PreSchool
This explains alot of things... Too Cool for Pre-School.

Too Good for My Own Good
Yeah, You know it... Too Good for My Own Good.

Try Not to Suck any Dicks
Try Not to Suck any Dicks on Your Way through the Parking Lot.

Use Your Imagination
Yeah, Use Your Imagination...

Video Games Don't Get Jealous
Video Games Don't Get Jealous when I Play other Video Games.

Video Games Don't Make me Buy them Tampons
Video Games don't make me buy them Tampons...

Video Games Don't Make Me Commit
Video Games Don't Make Me Commit for the REST OF MY LIFE.

Video Games Don't Ask Me if They Look Fat
Ever had a Video game ask you if it looked fat? I think not.

Video Games Let My Boys Play
Video Games Let My Boys Play Too.

Video Games Like My Friends
Video Games Like it When I Bring My Friends Along.

VTHP
For our Favorite Troopers... VTHP.

You, It's What's For Dinner
You, It's What's For Dinner.

You Make it Hard...To Love You.
You Make it Hard... To Love You.

You Mongled My Internetz
You Mongled My Internetz

You Only Look Good When I'm Fucked Up
Sad but true, You Only Look Good When I'm Fucked Up.

Your Wife Was a Slut in HS
Back in the day, Your Wife was a Slut in HighSchool.

You're Worse than a Bag of Dicks
I don't think there's anything worse than You...You're Worse than a Bag of Dicks.

Wanna Smell my Finger?
Wanna Smell my Finger? Do Ya?

What Doesn't Kill You
What Doesn't Kill You...Only Makes you a Victim.

What's the Difference Between Your Mom
What's the Difference between your Mom and a Washing machine? A washing machine doesnt Follow me around after I dump my load in it.

What You See Is What You Get
What You See, Is What You Get. Simple as that.

Why Can't You Just Shut Up?
Asking the Age Old Question...Why Can't You Just Shut Up?

XD
for you anime/text geeks... something happy.

Yeah, I'm a Big Deal
You Know it... Yeah, I'm a Big Deal.

Your High Score Sucks Ass
Pfft, You call that a High Score? Your High Score Sucks Ass.

Your Mom is a Cougar
Look at her.. Your Mom is a Cougar. Rwor.

You Should Put Out
You know... You Should Put Out.

You Can't Rape the Willing
We had to remake this one for black t-shirts... You Can't Rape the Willing.

You Won't Be Let Down
You Won't Be Let Down, If You Don't Expect Anything.

ZeRo
Are you a hero? Nope. ZeRo.