Weave the cutting wit of the past
into your attitude of today
Won't find any political correctness here.
We cull the past for the sharpest words and wit that we can find to put on stuff for you. We even put up some of our own sayings just to keep things lively. You're sure to find the quip, quote, or cut that you just can't resist.
'Tis better to be silent... "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Abraham Lincoln - (1809-1865) |
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Karma, ultimate practical joker... "Karma is the ultimate practical joker, and Murphy is her son." -- Dennis Bolling (1999) |
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Famous: adj. Conspicuously miserable "Famous: adj. Conspicuously miserable." - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) - The Devil's Dictionary |
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Corporation: profit without... "Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility." - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) - The Devil's Dictionary |
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Living on the edge... "If you're not living on the edge... You're taking up too much room." -- African Proverb |
If I were two-faced… "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -- Abraham Lincoln - (1809-1865) |
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I think that I think... "Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum - I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) |
If all the World's a Stage... ''If all the world's a stage, then where's the damned script?'' - Dennis Bolling - (1998) |
When pleasure interferes... "When pleasure interferes with business, give up business" - American Proverb |
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Customer of the Bank If you owe $10,000, you are a customer of the bank. If you owe $100 million, the bank is a customer of yours." - Austrian Proverb |
Bride... "Bride: n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her." - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) - The Devil's Dictionary |
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Beauty: power to charm and... "Beauty: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband." - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) - The Devil's Dictionary |
Bacchus... "Bacchus: A convenient diety invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) - The Devil's Dictionary |
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The truth is a two edged sword… "Some say that the truth is a two edged sword. I say that the truth is a blunt instrument." |
The more sins you confess... "The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell." - American Proverb |
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Father Taught Me to Work... "My father taught me to work, he did not teach me to love it." - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) |
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The cemeteries are filled... "The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them." -- American Proverb |
Painting: art of protecting... "Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic." -- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) - The Devil's Dictionary |
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