Bizarro Animal Rights Cartoon T-shirts : Bizarro Animal Stuff

Bizarro Animal Stuff : Bizarro Animal Rights Cartoon T-shirts

This section has some of the most popular animal rights cartoons from Bizarro on a variety of different t-shirts.

Salmonella Sandwich Vegan Vegetarian T-shirts
"I'll have the cruelly - tortured - for - its - entire - life-...
kept - alive - with - drugs - slaughtered - inhumanely...- to - kill-
the - salmonella sandwich."

Thanksgiving For Sheer Horror
"Halloween is nothing kid. For sheer horror, you can't beat Thanksgiving."

Lab Cure Vegan Vegetarian T-shirts
"Hey, Einstein! How about working on a cure for insensitivity to other species?"

Ironic Xmas Vegan Vegetarian T-shirts
"I'm just saying WATCH YOUR BACK. I was a holiday icon too, and look what happened to me."

Bizarro Heaven T-shirts
"You almost had it right -- humans are the only species that's NOT allowed in heaven."

Fried Chunk of Your Left Buttock
The pig says: The special sounds good, but can I substitute the pork chop for a fried chunk of your left buttock?

Cat Survey T-shirts
"One last question: Which annoys you more -- when I can't decide if I want in or out, or when I refuse to eat food I was crazy about only a week ago."

Pet Shop T-shirts
"Personally, I'm afraid to go home with someone dumb enough to spend hundreds of dollars on me when they could get one from a shelter for next to nothing."

Earth Goes to Court
"Is the species that attacked you in the courtroom now, and can you identify it?"

Hunting Dog
"If he'll shoot those cute little things, what makes you so sure YOU'RE safe?"

Tofu Decoy Vegan Vegetarian T-shirts
"With these tofu decoys we'll be miles away before they even notice we're gone!"

Court Ordered Psychological Eval.
Court Ordered Psychological Evaluation: "They train me to perform, then when I try to show off what I really do best, everybody goes ballistic."

Real Help Vegan Vegetarian T-shirts
A Hamburger Helper truck crashes into a slaughter house and cows escape.

Rhino Bar Cartoon T-shirts
"If this thing was an aphrodesiac, would I be sitting here talking to YOU on a Friday night?"

McJustice Vegan Vegetarian T-shirts
"Quiet everyone! The test subject is coming!" Laboratory mice strike back against their captors.

Red Paint Vegan Vegetarian T-shirts
I've softened in my old age---I used to throw red paint on people wearing fur. Now I just spill red wine on people eating meat."