
Welcome to the AVW Chi Optimization Station (that is, AVW StuporStore #3). AVW's Advanced Torpo-Divination Maquiladora chugs 24/7 to help soul architects maximize superior cruise-packet vector integrity. The AcmeVaporware Feng Shui Torpo-Fluxometer for Unflinching Somatic Vector Orientation enables anyone to instantly determine which direction to orient their bodies -- or beverages -- for maximum chi optimization.
Torpo-tee in gleaming white$24.99


$24.99
Torpoflux CHI Mug$17.99
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME" Mug$16.99