Warning Dipsomaniac funny t-shirts & giftsImpress your friends with your erudite vocabulary. This "dipsomaniac" item is guaranteed to make your beer and alcohol-drinking friends laugh (or confuse them). Great for college students and 20-so |
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Bar Fly funny design t-shirts & giftsThis funny "Bar Fly" picture of a beer bottle with wings is guaranteed to make your friends laugh. Great gift for anyone you know with "tennis elbow" and a sense of humor. Drinkers of the world unite! |
What Would a Viking Do? teeshirts & giftsBlood-splattered item answers the question "What would a viking do?" Excellent gift for bloodthirsty lovers of Vikings, Norsemen, or followers of the Asatru (Asatro?) religion. Kill-friendly design. |
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Just A White Shirt? This Shirt Got Me Laid Twice!A white tee shirt is truly a blank canvas. You can put pictures, words, stories, even histories of entire civilizations on a tshirt. Instead, we've decided to help you get some sexual satisfaction. |
Amateur Pornographer Funny t-shirtsIntrigue others with the question "May I take your picture" on the front & they'll laugh with the job title "amateur pornographer" on back. Real porn humor t-shirts for anyone with a camera and humor! |
Sex Cells ($ex Cell$) tees, apparel & giftsWe all know that sex sells and this mature humor design is a pun on the statement. Notice the use of dollar signs instead of S's to help convey the message sex cells=sex sells! Go retro-style. |
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Better Masturbation - Mister InternetThese cool t-shirts and gifts point out the power of the Internet. You can get directions, information, friendly advice, companionship and more. Mr. Internet: Improving masterbation since 1992. |
Are You Staring at my Breasts? women's clothesThese shirts will get people to stare at your breasts, big or small, as they try to figure out what they say. We know one shouldn't laugh at boobs but your sense of humor may get you a free drink. |
Warning Proud Drinker cool shirtsJoin the club and share your joy for a good libation with the world. Not only will your friends laugh, they'll want to know where they can their own "Proud Drinker" gear. |
Less Thinking, More Drinking tee shirts & moreForget college, let's get drunk! Graphic green text says "Less Thinking, More Drinking!" on t-shirts & stuff frat boys, amateur St. Patrick's Day drunks, beer, hard liquor & wine drinkers will covet. |
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R-Rated Mouth NC-17 Rated Mind t-shirtsAn offensive design for potty-mouthed people who like to curse and fight says: say one thing about my 'R' rated mouth and I will unleash my 'NC-17' mind on your ass! Makes prisses shut up fast. |
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Sex Cells (Punny) t-shirts, buttons & giftsThis mature humor design is a pun on the statement, Sex Sells. Instead our funny shirts say Sex Cells with a humorous & naughty picture of two cells that may not be suitable for children. |
I Love My Boobs women's clothingDon't be afraid to say, 'I love my boobs'. You might like your large or small breasts, or you could just be happy to be breast cancer-free. Celebrate your chest with our womens' apparel & gifts. |
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I Love Boobs apparel & stickersThese products (tee shirts, sleevless t-shirts, stickers and more) say: 'I love boobs'. Perfect gag gift for a juvenial friend or someone who can't get enough of women's bare breasts. |
I Love My Breasts girls' shirts & giftsThese 'I love my breasts' products are the perfect gifts for women who flaunt their large chests or those with small boobs who are still proud to show off their rack in every t-shirt. |
I Love Breasts t-shirts & buttonsOur 'I love breasts' products are the perfect gag gift for the 'pervert' in your life. This guy can't stop staring at boobs when they're around. Or naked women make him drool. |
Everyone Knows You're Gay. tshirtsThis sarcastic humor will irk some and make a whole bunch of others laugh. A trully funny one-liner, "Everyone Knows You're Gay." is an eye-catching teeshirt that will surely get you babes. |
Warning Alcoholic gifts & shirtsDo your friends accuse you of hitting the bottle too much? Are you proud of your drinking habits? These shirts are guaranteed to get a laugh whenever you go out (and a phone number if you are lucky) |
Feces Doth Occur Bumper Sticker $5.00 |
Excrement Occureth Bumpersticker $5.00 |