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Postmodern Tshirt (or t-shirt or teeshirt)A t-shirt becomes a postmodern tshirt through awareness of its tee shirtness. Anti-ironic design will delight any cynic, postmodernist, or individualistic art lover. Aren't all t-shirts post-modern? |
Circular Reasoning Works Because...t-shirts & giftThe endless cycle of circular reasoning is perfectly portrayed in this round circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because-infinite loop. No one can argue with this circular logic. |
Time is Greater Than Money t-shirts, mugs & moreThis simple equation lets others know that time does not equal money, time is greater than money. Share your philosophy that the most important things in life can't be found on the bottom line. |
Party Animal Life-style tees & giftsAnnounce that the party starts here with these t-shirts, mugs, prints and more. Like the 'Explicit Lyrics' labels on offensive CD's, these parody products inform others of your 'Explicit Lifestyle'. |
Silly Skwurl Squirrel Lover's t-shirts & presentsYour silly fun SKWURL product is an excellent conversation starter and ice-breaker at parties. There's nothing cooler than squirrel mispelled. Makes a good present for a lover or a hater of squirrels. |
Wanna Party With a Fungi? t-shirts & goodiesYou don't have to be a mycologist (or even into ethnomycology) to love our punny "Wanna party with a fungi?" products. Mushroom & word lovers will have fun with this whimsical dancing mushroom design. |
Carpe Diem Otiosam (Seize the day off) w/maleCarpe diem otiosam-literally translated as "seize the leisure-full day" (as there is no "seize the day off" in Latin) is the perfect gift for weekend warriors, linguists or dead language scholars. |
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Carpe Diem Otiosam (Seize the day off) w/femaleCarpe diem otiosam-literally translated as "seize the leisure-full day" (as there is no "seize the day off" in Latin) is the perfect gift for weekend warriors, linguists or dead language scholars. |
Carpe Vacationem (Carpe Diem Parody) t-shirts manCarpe vacationem is the perfect parody of carpe diem (seize the day) for a family vacation, dead language or Latin lover who lives to holiday & party. Funny, whimsical graphic accompanies the text. |
Everyone Knows You're Paranoid teeshirtsSend passers-by for a loop with a thought only a truley paranoid person could have. You're not making fun of paranoia, you're just helping the paraoid get their feelings out. |
Nice Try-I Already Have an Awesome Boyfriend teesHumorous t-shirt design says, "Nice try but I already have an awesome boyfriend." Perfect, funny gift for your girlfriend. Buy it for yourself, ladies, to show how much you love your awesome boyfriend |
Nice Try-Already Have an Awesome Girlfriend giftsHumorous t-shirt design says, "Nice try but I already have an awesome girlfriend." Perfect, funny gift for your boyfriend. Buy it for yourself, guys, to show how much you love your awesome girlfriend! |
Superficiality Gets a Bad Rap! t-shirts & giftsWho cares if you don't like thinking about heavy things. It's cool to be superficial. Most famous people we love for their looks and talents, but not their ideas. You decide if you're being sarcastic. |
Quit Pickin' on the Fat Kid t-shirts & giftsStop your friends from taking the easy shots (stupid jokes) about your weight, brains or anything else they need to make fun of with our funny Quit Pickin' on the Fat Kid t-shirts, stickers and gifts. |
Been There Done That Got This t-shirts & giftsShare your adventurous nature with a "been there, done that, got this" t-shirt or other gift. Much funnier than "been there, done that, this is the tshirt" or "been there, done that, got the t-shirt"! |
I Love Baseball (1337speak) t-shirtsBaseball nerds have to admit that you are the geeks of sports fandom (that's not bad, necessarily). Check out our mugs, t-shirts and other apparel for 1337 baseball geeks. Red-hot I <3 Baseball Ts |
Temporarily Crazy Warning T-shirts +52tease.com does not advocate violent or aggressive behavior. If you're on the edge, though, it is always a good idea to warn others around you that you are 'temporarily insane'. |
Your mom thinks I'm cool funny t-shirtsDo you have a friend with a MILF? You can get the last laugh without a 'your momma' joke when you wear these shirts. I wouldn't want to give this as a gift but that might be right up your alley. |
I Think My Mom is Cool-Mother's Day gifts/t-shirtNot only is this one of the more original and unique gifts for Mothers Day, it is also hella funny. You're not a geek for loving your mom. You just appreciate a silly, humorous t-shirt (and your mom) |
I think your mom is cool apparelYou might be in love with a mom because she is hot, nice, or just what you need when you're down. Whatever your reason, let others know that 'your mom is cool' with these t-shirts and other products. |
My mom thinks I'm cool tee shirts and giftsYou are too cool for school and you've got your mom to prove it. Your friends will laugh when they see you are 'mother approved'. You don't have to be a momma's boy to wear these with pride. |
Awesomer Than You tshirts, gifts & stickersLord over others with your own insulting t-shirt. That's right, establish your supremacy above others with an Awesomer Than You t-shirt or gift for a self-centered, obnoxious friend. Be awesomer! |
I Hope They Don't Eat Me t-shirts & giftsSaid the be the dying words of a famous tibetan sherpa, "I hope they don't eat me" has become a mantra of t-shirt wearing paranoids the entire world over. Other paranoiacs will enjoy these t-shirts! |
Can't Touch This funny t-shirtsYou are so hot it's not even funny. As a beautiful person you sometimes have to tell losers to get lost without being mean~let your Can't Touch This t-shirt warn people that you are too cool for them. |
Geek of All Trades, 1337 of None Funny t-shirtsTurn the old phrase "jack of all trades, king of none" on its ear with this nerd-friendly, geek speak version: geek of all trades, 1337 of none. You don't have to be the best gamer geek, just good. |
Read Books Not T-shirts teesSnarky tee shirt says "read books not t-shirts" in an obvious ploy to be smart, sarcastic & ironic (get it?) Bibliophiles, librarians, English teachers & other book lovers will enjoy this design. |
Read T-shirts Not Books teesWise guy response to the ironic "read books not t-shirts" design, this says "read t-shirts not books" in illiterate-like scrawl for the happily uneducated, reading & book haters of the world. |
The Humorous Remember Me t-shirt and apparelThat's right, this funny t-shirt says, "I'm wearing this shirt so you'll remember me". Let your t-shirt be your pickup line and get the eye of that guy or girl you like. Get a flirtatious shirt. |
Explicit Content t-shirt, mugs and moreThis person is prone to sudden outbursts of jokes, stories and actions often of a graphic and/or violent nature. Let these shirts, stickers, mugs and prints be your warning label. |
My Mom thinks I'm cool rainbow pride productsTshirts for 'out' people who are lucky enough to have family accept them. Wear your pride on your apparel and show others that your mom is proud of you too. Funny gifts for the rainbow-friendly. |
What Type of Gamer are You? Double-SidedLooking for a gift t-shirt for a geek gamer who can't get away from roleplaying. Our t-shirts and gifts ask:"What type of gamer are you?", "Soldier, Superhero, or Sorcerer?" |
Begin LUV End H8 HTML humor t-shirts & giftsGeeks & the instant message generation are against hate too. Only those who can read HTML know this shirt means: begin love (luv) and end hate (h8). The combination of HTML and 1337-speak will delight |
Blonde is the New Smarte t-shirts & apparelCan you believe this is our first anti-blonde t-shirt in almost two years? We've poked fun at politics, geeks and everyone else, but we missed the blond jokes. We're so stupid-we must be blonde. |
My Favorite Shirt t-shirtsWe've finally found the perfect shirt. It's everyone's favorite t-shirt or just your favorite shirt (we have women's favorite shirts, favorite sleeveless tees, and favorite baseball tshirts too). |
Begin Living End Regret HTML humor t-shirts & giftMost geeks will know this cryptic HTML message means: begin living and end regret & they will laugh-Those who don't understand HTML tags, though, will be confused and intrigued by your original design |
Dad on Strike tee shirts, mugs, giftsTime for a vacation from the family? Let them know that you are on strike with these funny products for dad. People will laugh when they read: "On strike today. Ask your mom instead!" |
Mom on Strike t-shirts, mugs, gifts.Time for a vacation from the family? Let them know that you are on strike with these funny products for mom. People will laugh when they read: "On strike today. Ask your dad instead!" |
Socrates-You Know Nothing t-shirtsWas Socrates right when he said: "The only true knowing is knowing you know nothing" or was he just self-depreciating to help himself get a girlfriend (or boyfriend)? Enjoy this Socratic quotation. |
Begin TheMan End TheMan HTML humorous t-shirtsNon-geeks will wonder why you have a bracketed 'theman' on your chest and '/theman' on your butt. Only those familiar with web design & HTML will understand that you are the funniest Internet nerd. |
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Dewey Does It! t-shirts, mugs & moreMelvil Dewey, responsible for one method of organizing a library, the Dewey Decimal System, can categorize anything! Librarians, Catalogers & Dewey-lovers will appreciate these Dewey Does It gifts. |
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Begin Funny End Funny HTML Humor t-shirtsNon-geeks will wonder why you have a bracketed 'funny' on your chest and '/funny' on your butt. Only those familiar with web design & HTML will understand that you are the funniest Internet nerd. |
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Why do these kids keep calling me mommy?These gifts for busy moms are a great way to make others laugh when you take a family trip camping, to the zoo or even your local grocery store. Gifts ask: "Why do these kids keep calling me mommy?" |
Why do these kids keep calling me daddy?These gifts for dads are a great way to make others laugh when you take a family trip camping, to the zoo or even your local grocery store. Gifts ask: "Why do these kids keep calling me daddy?" |
Team Gay T-shirts, Mugs & Gifts (multicolors)What team do you play for? Team Gay! Baseball-style distressed print design looks like a legitimate sports team until you notice the print says Team Gay. Share your pride and join the gay team. |
(I am) The American Dream t-shirts & giftsAre you living the good life? Let others know that the American Dream is attainable with our funny American Dream t-shirts and other wearables; not ONLY the perfect apparel for the Fourth of July! |
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I Love My Boyfriend-and I'm cheap-gifts & apparelSometimes it's hard to let your man (or woman) know how you feel without making them feel pressured. This lighthearted way to say, 'I love you' is a perfect gift for the special someone in your life. |
My Family Loves Me gifts and t-shirtsDo you want to show your love for another with a great, inexpensive product? These humorous gift shirts are a great way to share your feelings without going over the top. |
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Karma is my Copilot bumper stickers & shirtsWhy let God be your copilot when you don't know if he is asleep at the wheel? New age hippies rejoice with our Karma is my Copilot bumper stickers & tshirts. Take some control of your life & karma! |
God in My Heart t-shirts & giftsWhether you call the divine G-d, God, Allah, the Almighty, Yahweh, or Elohim, you can share your love for God with these simple, powerful t-shirts and other apparel that put the heart back in god. |
Unique I Heart (Love) Jesus t-shirts & giftsYou have Jesus in your heart; you truly love Jesus. An I Heart Jesus design is too tacky for you. Get back to basics with our Jesus Love t-shirts and gifts. Let your clothing declare love for Christ. |
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Who are all these kids?You've seen it before, but never like this. Front of these items say: "Who are all these kids?" while the backs query: "Why do they keep calling me mommy (or) daddy?" Great gift for a busy parent. |
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Lemonade Stand Supporter tee shirts and giftsLemonade stands are a dime a dozen during the hot summer months. You may be the parent of a young capitalist or a hipster with a wry sense of humor (or both) with these shirts or bumper stickers. |
Gruntled Employee tee-shirts and mugsYou most often hear about people who hate their jobs and that's no fun. These rainbow-flavored products (t-shirts, mugs, stickers) humorously point out that you love your job. You happy employee. |
Hilarious Red Neck Graduation T-shirts & GiftsLaugh your way through graduation with t-shirts and gifts that make fun of rednecks and idiots. Be the first at your college or high school graduation with a "I Dun Gradumated" t-shirt! |
Simple Explanation of the Universe Bumper Sticker
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