Two Gun Mathildys Big Pasture

Welcome to Two
Gun Mathilda's Big Pasture!

Saddle up, brace yourself, n'
git yer goods!
More
merchandise comin' soon...! 
Belly through the brush, curry yer kinks out
n' keep yer eyes peeled!
On
the way: Two Gun
Mathilda will soon embark on her Rock-togenarian
Banjo tour...
Tour shirts will be available in due time!
And
remember, every man is entitled to scratch his own itch!
- Two
Gun Mathilda (She don't know dung from wild honey)

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