I want to spend the rest of my life with you

I want to spend the rest of my life with you
Ooops! Did I say life? You know what I meant.

I've Got a Big One!

I've Got a Big One!
His smile says it all!

Your mom called. She said you're an asshole!

Your mom called. She said you're an asshole!
Next time take your own damn messages!

I'm not drunk I'm just a bad speller

Just say no to premarital monogamy

Just say no to premarital monogamy
Uhh...we say no to drugs too. Yeah!

F U

F U
Sometimes you gotta keep it simple. Even a five year old can understand!

Nice. Nicer!

Nice. Nicer!
Either way, satisfaction guaranteed!

thought criminal

thought criminal
The most dangerous kind!

EZ

EZ
As easy as your ABC's!

CUTER THAN U

CUTER THAN U
Smarter too!

Indulge.

Indulge.
Save room for dessert!

...stripper by night.

...stripper by night.
At this point, nobody cares about your day job!


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