CafePress and the NSA are teaming up to make owning the items you love easier than ever! With CafePredict, no more wasting time shopping for presents, or browsing for the perfect home decoration. By incorporating the power of the National Security Agency's PRISM surveillance program with our unique Customization Engine, we now ship products to you before you order them. Never before has, "we're the government and we're here to help," meant so much to America's consumers.LEARN MORE HERE »
1. Using CafePredict, the NSA tracks your online activity.
2. With your information, provided by the NSA, we create custom products based on your interests and friends.
3. The items you love arrive directly to your door. Don't worry - the NSA told us where you live.
"This is amazing. I can't believe the present I got my wife thanks to this service. Now I can play golf all week, and never miss that anniversary thing again."Mark S.
"They keep following me! I just can't take it! They're scanning my brain and stealing my soul!"Aaron P.
"I've already received items I didn't even know I wanted, but now I just can't live without. I love the NSA!"Rachel P.